Opening Line To Meet Her, Revisited

My true friends say I should open up a school and teach men how to be gentlemen, treat women, and dress well. Those same true friends say too that I have everything to own the hottest jazz station and jazz lounge-club in the southeastern USA. I take it all as compliments of my style, personality, unique and exquisite taste, the ability to appeal to the senses, and a flair for being different. One of my brothers says those qualities are God-given gifts. I thank the Man above everyday.

Not good at meeting women? Let your conscious be your guide as you seek the best moment to make the approach:

From a short distance, smile slightly, give her a look of seduction as you hold eye contact. Don't look away even if she does. Approach her, say Hi, my name is… I’m a good guy who’s funny, respectful, and modest. Would you like some company? All while you look her down and up as your eyes meet hers, ending the statement.

If you are not funny, modify a word or two in that line and proceed. Be confident in your approach as you speak normal, smooth, and clear as to know she won't say, say that again. More often than not, she'll respond with a yes...

Here's another one:

You've seen her around a time or 3. You've make eye contact, but never said anything.  You like her. You're feeling her. You sense she's feeling you. By now you've exchange smiles, even said hi or hello in passing. 

Try this:

Walk right to her at an opportune time and say in a clear, normal, smooth voice, I don't even KNOW you and I dreamed about you last night. 

No doubt she'll smile and be left in awe and maybe even breathless for a second. Improvise, but don't say anything mentally challenging. You know.

Giggles and much success with those opening lines. 

Practice them a few times to get 'em down. Much more often than not, they'll work.

I am iA.